Boredom come to life.
I want to give you hug... On the penis With my mouth
Anonymous

So in other words the oral sex.

Since you like briefs, you should try Joe boxer brand at Kmart. They have colors like FTL you wear.
Anonymous

:D I will definitely have to lookin to it!!

I have been awake and super fucking stressed for 28+ hours and am so tired I can’t even nap.

I have been awake and super fucking stressed for 28+ hours and am so tired I can’t even nap.

squirtle-stahp:

alongcameatom:

how does one just obtain an duck in 2 hours

This girl gets shit done

I’m hungry and tired and irritated. Sitting at Kevin’s work while he finishes this fucking hair after I’ve been here all fucking day I am so over this.
mumblingsage:

yamino:

iamingrid:

yamino:

omgthatdress:

Half-Mourning Dress
1910-1912
The Victoria & Albert Museum

What’s a “half-mourning” dress?  Mourning in the front, party in the back?

Half-Mourning was the third stage of mourning for a widow. She would be expected to mourn her husband for at least two years, the stages being Full Mourning, Second Mourning and Half-Mourning. The different stages regulated what they would be wearing, with Full Mourning being all black and with no ornamentation, including the wodow’s veil, and the stages after that introducing some jewellery and modest ornamentation. When in Half-Mourning you would gradually include fabrics in other colors and sort of ease your way out of mourning. 
Wow, I am happy you made that joke so I could interpert it as a serious question and have an excuse to ramble on about clothing customs of the past, I am a historical fashion nerd.

That’s very informative, but I’m going to stick with my original head canon:


I love both the informed fashion history and the hilariously off-the-wall halves of this post.

mumblingsage:

yamino:

iamingrid:

yamino:

omgthatdress:

Half-Mourning Dress

1910-1912

The Victoria & Albert Museum

What’s a “half-mourning” dress?  Mourning in the front, party in the back?

Half-Mourning was the third stage of mourning for a widow. She would be expected to mourn her husband for at least two years, the stages being Full Mourning, Second Mourning and Half-Mourning. The different stages regulated what they would be wearing, with Full Mourning being all black and with no ornamentation, including the wodow’s veil, and the stages after that introducing some jewellery and modest ornamentation. When in Half-Mourning you would gradually include fabrics in other colors and sort of ease your way out of mourning. 

Wow, I am happy you made that joke so I could interpert it as a serious question and have an excuse to ramble on about clothing customs of the past, I am a historical fashion nerd.

That’s very informative, but I’m going to stick with my original head canon:

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I love both the informed fashion history and the hilariously off-the-wall halves of this post.

lucyintheskywithstarofdavids:

best-of-memes:

Not even lion

This is the best post I have seen all day

bestnatesmithever:

How we all look while trying to navigate adulthood

bestnatesmithever:

How we all look while trying to navigate adulthood

the-misadventures-of-lele:

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READ THAT BITCH FOR F I L T H

DAMN FRANCINE WENT INNNNNN